Farmville: The Movie: The Un-Rated Cut

By on May 5, 2011 in farmville

WARNING: Film Contains ULTRA-VIOLENCE! To some of us, it’s just a game. For others, a deadly obsession. The subject of our research, a strapping young college student, downloaded Farmville with the most innocent of intentions, unaware that this free download would spiral into a morbid addiction on the brink of full-blown mental insanity. As he spirals down this terrible path, he brings his friends down with him. How far will this go? To what end will the human mind allow itself to be pushed? Are we all but mere animals in the light of a more superior, all-controlling being? Smattered with ultra-violence, unnecessary profanity, and alleged subliminal sexual commentary, this unrated cinematic adventure will take your mind grapes out from your juicy skull and squish the hell out of them. This is one of the best movies ever made. It is an everyman’s movie, a coming of age tale, a Best Picture nominee snub if anything. It deals with every single value of everyday life in a way you’ve never, ever imagined before. Get those mind grapes out. It’s squishin’ time. Also: Yeah the End Credits soundtrack is chopped and screwed, copyrights…


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25 Responses to Farmville: The Movie: The Un-Rated Cut

  1. ToxicTaxonJunior May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    i love how he says “you have got your hole life ahead of you” right before he kills him.

  2. verzeda May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    LMFAO at 6:30

  3. verzeda May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    LOLOLOLO

  4. razial36 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    His pants are ripped… at the end…

  5. razial36 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    i use NetscapeNavigator AND Flock , whats so wrong about using old programs?

  6. snatcherofpeachs May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    that last scene was fucking brilliant

  7. bread537 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    You know the best part about this video? No douchey Machinima subscribers are hating on it. This shit is hilarious. Keep it up guys and congrats on video 100.

  8. MassHero May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    Hilarious!

  9. Thad11 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    The Beibs… gonna probably jerk off to it.

  10. BluntSmokinAnus May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    FUCKKKK YEA!!!!

  11. lightningbolt7 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    IBU I LOVE YOU NEVER LEAVE ZEEFF AGAIN!

  12. Gancosfatman May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    did…did you make a Jason and the Argonauts reference

  13. Vike5454 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    ibuuuuuu

  14. smileman66 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    “Nobody uses Netscape Navigator!”

  15. CaseyLR89 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    hahahahahaha awesome man.. awesome :)

  16. ChristmasCarl May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    An epic tale indeed!

  17. smashbrosfan25 May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    I still think kevins high

  18. Gancosfatman May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    the best thing you’ve ever made..,… I love you

  19. LadyTrecca May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    My god this was funny…

  20. YogurtArchangel May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    Beautiful job. That accurately summarizes all Farmville players over level 20.

  21. TheMeasureOfUs May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    My names Enrique

  22. Draculoid May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    Haha awesome job man, it had been awhile!

  23. ToxicTaxonJunior May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    09:06 im gonna-… use my zapper!

  24. nevercuss May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    woah, things got fancy.

  25. KaiserHitoshi May 5, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    I would rather play Farmville than go see that damn 3D movie.

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