GLaDOS Cake Recipe

GLaDOS’ famous cake recipe, as heard from the blue sphere. Delicious and moist. ATTENTION! The CAKE is NOT a LIE! This video is proof. Stupid cake images added for effect. Or something. THE RECIPE: one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix one can prepared coconut pecan frosting 3/4…

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25 Responses to GLaDOS Cake Recipe

  1. EVA027 November 5, 2009 at 9:55 am #

    lots of garnishes. lots of motherfucking garnishes.

  2. progressivescan09 November 6, 2009 at 3:20 am #

    XD im not sure you would want a WHOLE rhubarb… i believe you can only eat the stems, otherwise its poisonous…
    :P

  3. jacob321000 November 9, 2009 at 6:02 am #

    electro magnetic imaging rhubarb. hahahahahahaha!

  4. Costerguy1234556 November 11, 2009 at 3:31 am #

    an entry called: “How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands”
    LOL

  5. alittlebigstory November 12, 2009 at 5:52 am #

    putrid tissue=a brain

  6. ScriabinFanatic November 12, 2009 at 2:15 pm #

    She had me at the rhubarb

  7. ScriabinFanatic November 12, 2009 at 2:15 pm #

    anti-freeze is yummy in the tummy!

  8. AppleberrySama November 21, 2009 at 4:01 am #

    The way she says rhubard will be in my mind all day.

    I love DIRT. Especially when it’s fish shaped!

  9. ruyl2 November 21, 2009 at 4:56 am #

    sediment shaped sediment

  10. awhitetara November 21, 2009 at 4:06 pm #

    she? that’s a guy’s voice!

  11. Cm0n3y34 November 22, 2009 at 1:22 am #

    nope, its GLaDOS’s voice, just lower toned
    The curiosity core has the oposite effect its really high)

  12. xsitsu November 22, 2009 at 7:18 am #

    i was writing this down by listening to the vid when halfway thru i realized that it was in the description T-T XD awesome

  13. PUMALAW24 November 23, 2009 at 12:57 am #

    Fish shaped solid waste :D

    “pull and peel licorice”

    ^^ i love it.

  14. Zaldin1301 November 23, 2009 at 6:50 am #

    If you think about it, half the crap in there is poisonous. 0.0

  15. MEG2th November 23, 2009 at 11:21 pm #

    Oh God! the cake at :29 looks horrible!

  16. Torchaan November 24, 2009 at 7:05 pm #

    the original GLaDOS was a male
    but you probably already knew that ^w^”

  17. ZachTheFurryFox November 25, 2009 at 11:18 pm #

    fish shaped fish :D

  18. karkos71 November 26, 2009 at 2:39 am #

    @Unking85 more of a death cake

  19. PugsandRugs November 29, 2009 at 7:26 am #

    hey anyone notice the part where she says: you will be baked and then there will be cake…..wait a second……O_O

  20. Jesseguy11 November 29, 2009 at 10:57 pm #

    sediment shaped sediment lol

  21. JustChase3663 November 30, 2009 at 4:40 pm #

    Anyone know if this cake calls for any rhubarb?

  22. KonsolN November 30, 2009 at 10:38 pm #

    why not Fish shaped rhubarb?

  23. PrinnyEnforcer December 1, 2009 at 4:01 pm #

    3 tablespoons ruhbarb on fire.

  24. vTupaczGhosTv December 2, 2009 at 7:13 am #

    what da fuck is dis about man fuckin makin a cake? and that voice is fucking annoying.

  25. Askeltil December 4, 2009 at 4:12 am #

    @Tupaccz: Play Portal, noob.

    Thx for sharing this!
    Aw, and I almost forgot:

    THE CAKE IS A LIE!
    THE CAKE IS A LIE!
    THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  26. Jayci December 20, 2010 at 10:22 am #

    The cake is NOT a lie! It is delicious and moist… how dare you call it a lie. It’s delicious with all that rhubarb and that other stuff.

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